god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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