I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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