apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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