umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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