Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
