I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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