STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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