Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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