Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
just tell him i said nine months
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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