Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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