i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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