You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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