I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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