I'm drive I can fine osifer
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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