I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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