He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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