You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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