Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Randomize