brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Terrible idea I love it
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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