so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
