i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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