1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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