Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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