My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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