He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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