I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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