it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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