scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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