the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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