I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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