i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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