oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I deserve this hangover.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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