I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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