I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My ass is underappreciated
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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