Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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