All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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