wat bout pragnant strippers??
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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