hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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