Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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