Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
