Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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