You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
