TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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