the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Drunk is not a location!
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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