I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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