chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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