he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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