I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
