it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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