No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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