the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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