it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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