Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Of course I have a pirate flag
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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